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(Source: smokethatshitbitch)
China has peelable banana popsicles. Our technology is inferior.
“Race doesn’t mean what it used to in America anymore, it just doesn’t. Obama’s black, but he’s not black the way people used to define that. Is black your experience or the color of your skin? My experience is as a Mexican immigrant, more so than someone like George Lopez. He’s from California. But he’ll be treated as an immigrant. I am an outsider. My abuelita, my grandmother, didn’t speak English. My whole family on my dad’s side is in Mexico. I won’t ever be called that or treated that way, but it was my experience.” - Louis C.K. on race and how it shaped his artistic sensibility
